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Questions

What is your favourite type of game?

Maze Games? Do you often get lost in real life too?
Time Management? You know those games are nothing but a huge bunch of clicks!
When you shoot things, do you pretend it's people you know?
Driving? But you can do that in real life, can't you?
On this planet we're just someone else's simulation game!

Do you care if you have a high-score?

You want to keep track? You must be someone that loves performance reviews at work.
Yes, life is also meant to be fun, but so many people keep score!
You're very competitive. That's good. Annoying, but good!
Well that's okay, you don't have to tell anyone what your score is. Practise helps a lot, you know?
If they scored your abilities in real life, would that also challenge you to become a better person?

If the game is too difficult, how quickly do you give up?

1st time? My goodness, if you were like that in real life you would never have learnt to walk.
Well at least you tried, not very hard ... but you tried.
Do you also only try something three times in real life?
Me neither, but it's exhausting isn't it? Anyway, for what it's worth, I'm proud of you!
That is the problem playing the same level over and over again and expecting a different result is tedious, also crazy but that's a topic for a different questionnaire.

Do you think the average price of $19.95 for a game is reasonable?

Wow! You're happy to buy games at that price. You must be rich.
Okay, you're somewhere in the entertainment, programming, gaming industry. Which means you're one of the few people who realise how much work goes into it. Bravo! Doesn't get you anywhere though.
I was once a socialist too, but I grew out of it. There's a saying - easy come - easy go. It's true.
I don't buy at that price either and the gaming industry doesn't sell as much as they could at that price - but they're all fixated on it!
Expensive is relative - if you really loved the game it would be cheap ...

Do you get tired of the same old games all the time?

You don't like change? That's okay, do you get stressed when the lights change at traffic lights?
Me too, but I guess it's going to be up to you and me to write something new!
Really? You like repetitive action? I guess you'll be happy in your job - most jobs are repetitive motions.
I've noticed, but every now and again I'm surprised by something really new. Don't give up hope yet!
It depends how much variety you want. I guess if your supermarket only had 10 kinds of tinned foods, people like you would be happy and that's okay!

Do you like a game to be fast or slow?

Moody huh? It's fun to shoot at things or drive over things when you're stressed isn't it?
Yes, quick, and this questionnaire is far too slow. Hurry up now!
Do you often take walks in the park? Slow and leisurely? And wonder why some people are stupid enough to jog?
Is this because you're indecisive or you didn't want to admit that you're moody too?
Try reading a book instead ... an easy and relaxed one. Helps if there are a lot of pictures too.

You are a typical casual game player. Probably middle-aged without many hobbies. If you're not middle-aged then perhaps you need to get out there and live!
You play games because you have nothing better to do. Try to get more hobbies or read some books! Meet some people, they're equally boring.
You're a well-balanced gamer. Good for you. It's probably the only thing you're well-balanced at.
You're very competitive. Always striving to achive. The best business-people and inventors are like this too. Except they're too busy working to play games!
You have the need to be the best and the brightest. You probably never back down on an argument even when you're wrong - heck no - you're never wrong and you most likely drive your friends crazy!

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